Post by SqueakyKitty on Oct 8, 2003 13:54:42 GMT -5
Murphy's "REAL MAN" TEST
Give yourself one point for every "YES" answer.
-Got a tattoo
-Brewed your own beer
-Driven a car worth more than 100,000 dollars
-Owned a dog
-Quit a job because you were pissed at (or hated) the boss
-Told your Dad face to face that you love him
-Worked overseas
-Placed a bet over 200 dollars
-Demanded a pay raise
-Saved a life
-Grown a beard and had it for more than two years
-Taken a ride on a wave that was bigger than you
-Had sex in a public place
-Run a marathon
-Learned to play a musical instrument
-Written a book
-Gained revenge on someone
-Been a best man
-Caught a big fish
-Flown a plane
-Rode a horse
-Had a go at diving
-Became a vegetarian for at least 6 months
-Gone broke trying to buy love
-Bought a dud car
-Slept with an EX-girlfriend
-Become a dad
-Sat on a jury
-Swam with dolphins
-Woken up with a stranger
-Given blood
-Gone to an all black march
-Acquired a scar
-Climbed a mountain
-Performed a anonymous act of generosity
-Skydived
-Tied a bow tie by yourself
-Had a minage o tois.....
-Won a trophy
-Rode a motorcycle twice the speed limit
If you said "yes" 10 or less times...
Y you are quite the panty-waisted, sissy boy. You should get of the feeding teet of your mamma, put down the Streisand album and get out a bit more..
If you said "yes" between 11 and 20 times...
You're cool. You've suffered and suffered good. You are among the very few that have been through the ringer and lived to tell about it. you should hold your head high, treat yourself to a trip to HOOTERS or maybe a new video game for you little GAME CUBE. However, TIME is running out for you. You're not getting any younger and life's little treats are passing you by. GET ON IT !
If you said "yes" between 21 and 30 times...
You are a better man than most. In fact, you are a true stud. a manly man above all others that deserves a manly steel or granite statue erected in a town square in your honor. The children, who are our future, will sing songs about you and money will be dropped from the heavens upon you.
If you said "yes" between 31 and 40 times...
YOU RULE. YOU ARE THE MAN! and probably lying. We'd need to talk to you and you'd have to call us before we'd surrender a truck load of virgins to your greatness.
Give yourself one point for every "YES" answer.
-Got a tattoo
-Brewed your own beer
-Driven a car worth more than 100,000 dollars
-Owned a dog
-Quit a job because you were pissed at (or hated) the boss
-Told your Dad face to face that you love him
-Worked overseas
-Placed a bet over 200 dollars
-Demanded a pay raise
-Saved a life
-Grown a beard and had it for more than two years
-Taken a ride on a wave that was bigger than you
-Had sex in a public place
-Run a marathon
-Learned to play a musical instrument
-Written a book
-Gained revenge on someone
-Been a best man
-Caught a big fish
-Flown a plane
-Rode a horse
-Had a go at diving
-Became a vegetarian for at least 6 months
-Gone broke trying to buy love
-Bought a dud car
-Slept with an EX-girlfriend
-Become a dad
-Sat on a jury
-Swam with dolphins
-Woken up with a stranger
-Given blood
-Gone to an all black march
-Acquired a scar
-Climbed a mountain
-Performed a anonymous act of generosity
-Skydived
-Tied a bow tie by yourself
-Had a minage o tois.....
-Won a trophy
-Rode a motorcycle twice the speed limit
If you said "yes" 10 or less times...
Y you are quite the panty-waisted, sissy boy. You should get of the feeding teet of your mamma, put down the Streisand album and get out a bit more..
If you said "yes" between 11 and 20 times...
You're cool. You've suffered and suffered good. You are among the very few that have been through the ringer and lived to tell about it. you should hold your head high, treat yourself to a trip to HOOTERS or maybe a new video game for you little GAME CUBE. However, TIME is running out for you. You're not getting any younger and life's little treats are passing you by. GET ON IT !
If you said "yes" between 21 and 30 times...
You are a better man than most. In fact, you are a true stud. a manly man above all others that deserves a manly steel or granite statue erected in a town square in your honor. The children, who are our future, will sing songs about you and money will be dropped from the heavens upon you.
If you said "yes" between 31 and 40 times...
YOU RULE. YOU ARE THE MAN! and probably lying. We'd need to talk to you and you'd have to call us before we'd surrender a truck load of virgins to your greatness.