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Post by Mr Belvedere on Jul 17, 2003 13:56:52 GMT -5
Okay, so check this. I figure we all know some pretty horrible pickup lines, or at least some really funny ones. So I'll start the list with this: "Are your parents retarded? Because you're a really special girl!"  LOL Now thats comedy! HOLLA!  |
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BigBeef
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Post by BigBeef on Jul 17, 2003 14:37:45 GMT -5
Oh you gone and done it now! I got some.
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Did you know there are over 200 bones in the human body? Would you like one more?
Lets play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me away.
You got any black(white, hispanic etc.) in you? You want some?
Thats all I can think of for now.
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BackwardsMan
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Post by BackwardsMan on Jul 17, 2003 16:17:38 GMT -5
Here is one my partner told me at work.
"Let's play carnival. You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."
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HungryJack
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Post by HungryJack on Jul 17, 2003 17:51:41 GMT -5
jason, you're "partner" at "work" just what the hell do you do, eh? and why is you're "partner" saying pick up lines to you.
anyways. here's one: "hi, i'm Hung. wanna screw?"
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Post by DCImonkey on Jul 18, 2003 1:55:35 GMT -5
Oh this one is pretty lame...
Hi my name is Chris Pittman, what's yours?
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Post by Matt Hall on Jul 18, 2003 13:25:37 GMT -5
In Chris's defense.... He really doesn't need pickup lines right now. Maybe you should be taking notes on this thread, Tommy  . |
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BackwardsMan
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Post by BackwardsMan on Jul 18, 2003 16:06:36 GMT -5
Tommy's pick up line is:
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
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Post by DCImonkey on Jul 18, 2003 17:38:32 GMT -5
Hey what can i say? It works! ;D Matt...are you his bitch now or something? I guess he doesn't need pickup lines if he's got you as his honey  LMAO |
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Post by Matt Hall on Jul 18, 2003 18:49:07 GMT -5
Matt...are you his bitch now or something? I guess he doesn't need pickup lines if he's got you as his honey LMAO one need not be another's bitch to see that the other has it good. And even if I WAS his bitch, which I'm not, at least he would have that much . |
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Post by pfeifferchic on Jul 20, 2003 8:44:32 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Thank you Matt. Okay, heres my shot at pick-up lines: "Hi" ( it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy) "If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!" "Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll." These pick up lines are trying to get a guy. So don't take them seriously if you are trying to pick up a girl [/glow] |
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HBRob
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Post by HBRob on Jul 21, 2003 11:35:59 GMT -5
ok here are some...
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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BackwardsMan
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Post by BackwardsMan on Jul 21, 2003 16:04:00 GMT -5
One my brother said (supposedly) to a girl was
I got the biggest damn cock you've ever seen. I think I'm gonna name him big Rooster.
Yet my brother is still single.
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Post by Mr Belvedere on Jul 21, 2003 16:53:05 GMT -5
Okay well if you're brother actually said that to some chick, its pretty obvious why he's still single lol. That definitely has to be the worst one ever...Big Rooster? WTF!!! HOLLA!
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Post by HungryJack on Jul 21, 2003 18:59:50 GMT -5
here go: "Hi, but could you tell me your name?" "Why?" "So I'll know what moan later on tonight!"
and tommy, my maxim collection is a lot smaller than yours. which means that i don't need em has often because i've got the real thing. but don't feel bad. there is one thing you have that is smaller. and i think we all know what that is...
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Post by Mr Belvedere on Jul 21, 2003 19:53:03 GMT -5
here go: "Hi, but could you tell me your name?" " Why?" "So I'll know what moan later on tonight!" and tommy, my maxim collection is a lot smaller than yours. which means that i don't need em has often because i've got the real thing. but don't feel bad. there is one thing you have that is smaller. and i think we all know what that is... OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! BURN! |
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LOL Now thats comedy! HOLLA! 
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LMAO